"They hate us for our thongs, people."

This hilarious line from a San Francisco Chronicle story on the border wall made me spit out my coffee this morning. The article points out the "security risk" of the huge numbers of unfenced miles of coastline that are wide open for illegal entry:

"Why isn't somebody fencing in Miami? ...Where is the fence at Malibu?"

A point of clarification: Mr. Chertoff, Please don't get the wrong idea. "Fences? We don't need no stinkin' fences!," OK? Not in Miami, not in Malibu, not in Arizona, and not in Texas.

In fact, Mr. Chertoff, we're getting pretty sick of your ilk altogether. Tick, tick, tick...

- Lozen